Harry Potter. Legend of Zelda. Lord of the Rings. Musical theatre major. Atheist and freethinker. Mild socialist. Food snob. Native Northern Californian. Avid reader. What they'll probably put on my gravestone: "He recognized that being white, cis-gender, and straight gave him undue privilege, and he tried very hard not to be an asshat."

18th September 2012

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BAMF Shakespeare. 

BAMF Shakespeare. 

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22nd June 2012

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meme-spot:

Scumbag Steve
The Meme Spot

Why is everything on tumblr relevant lately?

meme-spot:

Scumbag Steve

The Meme Spot

Why is everything on tumblr relevant lately?

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9th May 2012

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Oh my fucking FSM and IPU, this is actually me. Just ask Becca. Holy jerkin’ Jesus. GPOY to the fucking max. 

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard

Oh my fucking FSM and IPU, this is actually me. Just ask Becca. Holy jerkin’ Jesus. GPOY to the fucking max

Tagged: foul bachelor frogmemesgpoy

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22nd April 2012

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Scumbag SteveThe Meme SpotInstagrim    

Becca!!! =\

meme-spot:

Scumbag Steve
The Meme Spot
Instagrim    

Becca!!! =\

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15th April 2012

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Good question, Philosoraptor. Good question. 

Good question, Philosoraptor. Good question. 

Tagged: atheistreligionPhilosoraptormemesChristianity

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7th April 2012

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This is so accurate about my feelings, I can’t even. If I could even, I’m not sure I would even. 
Okay, maybe it’s not being entirely fair; you can “love” Harry Potter and still “love” The Hunger Games. This Condescending Wonka isn’t talking to you, and you know it, so shut up. 
This Condescending Wonka is talking to all those people who would swear that the story would never die, that they’d read it to their grandchildren and they’d say, “After all this time?” And they’d reply, “Always.” But now all they talk about is The Hunger Games, as if Harry Potter never existed. If you want to discard the story and move on to the next “thrilling saga”, that’s fine, you go ahead and do that. I won’t ever approve of you and your blithering consumer mentality, but you’re free to do it. Just don’t be a fucking hypocrite, that’s all I ask. 
It’s not that I think about Harry Potter every day, or that I sometimes think about Snape and Lily and cry in the middle of a class. It’s that the Harry Potter books defined a large part of my life, and nothing will ever replace them. No matter how much I may enjoy other books, or admire them, they will never be a substitute. For me, the story really will never die. This would be true for me whether or not I liked The Hunger Games (for the record, I’m in the minority here: I don’t like them). In a big way, they have been my moral compass and how I’ve learned to deal with the prospect of death. 
So to return to the point, you’re free to like whatever you like. Just be fucking honest with yourself if you’ve just “moved on”: you never “loved” the Harry Potter books; you merely enjoyed them. That’s not a crime, but it is kind of insulting when something that deeply affected you has superlatives about it idly thrown around, soon to be forgotten. 

meme-spot:

http://stay-togetherforthe-kids.tumblr.com/

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This is so accurate about my feelings, I can’t even. If I could even, I’m not sure I would even. 

Okay, maybe it’s not being entirely fair; you can “love” Harry Potter and still “love” The Hunger Games. This Condescending Wonka isn’t talking to you, and you know it, so shut up. 

This Condescending Wonka is talking to all those people who would swear that the story would never die, that they’d read it to their grandchildren and they’d say, “After all this time?” And they’d reply, “Always.” But now all they talk about is The Hunger Games, as if Harry Potter never existed. If you want to discard the story and move on to the next “thrilling saga”, that’s fine, you go ahead and do that. I won’t ever approve of you and your blithering consumer mentality, but you’re free to do it. Just don’t be a fucking hypocrite, that’s all I ask. 

It’s not that I think about Harry Potter every day, or that I sometimes think about Snape and Lily and cry in the middle of a class. It’s that the Harry Potter books defined a large part of my life, and nothing will ever replace them. No matter how much I may enjoy other books, or admire them, they will never be a substitute. For me, the story really will never die. This would be true for me whether or not I liked The Hunger Games (for the record, I’m in the minority here: I don’t like them). In a big way, they have been my moral compass and how I’ve learned to deal with the prospect of death. 

So to return to the point, you’re free to like whatever you like. Just be fucking honest with yourself if you’ve just “moved on”: you never “loved” the Harry Potter books; you merely enjoyed them. That’s not a crime, but it is kind of insulting when something that deeply affected you has superlatives about it idly thrown around, soon to be forgotten. 

Tagged: memescondescending Wonkatruthgpoycommentary

26th March 2012

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CHANGE YOUR TUMBLR NAME(S) AROUND. →

murphysbride:

sonic-hip-attack:

ignatius-m:

murphysbride:

kayci-z-von-sweet:

mynameisnotharolddamnit:

dont-tell-me-waht-to-do:

socialistexan:

emphysemainacan:

paxamericana:

xtremecaffeine:

shigayru:

musicintuition:

acidfire:

Acidfire’s anagram name is FAIR DICE

Musicintuition’s anagram name is IT IS. I, CONTINUUM

Shigayru’s anagram name is HAIR GUYS

Xtremecaffeine’s anagram name is NEXT, FIERCE FAME

Hahahahahahaha

Paxamericana’s anagram name is A MARXIAN PACE

Emphysemainacan’s anagram name is I’M A MANY CHEAPENS

dafuk?

Socialistexan’s anagram name is ANTI-SOCIAL SEX

Well…

dont-tell-me-waht-to-do anagramed to HOT TWATTLED ON MODEL

lmfoao wat.

HANDSOMELY TRIM DAMNATION


Ok.

 A WONKY ZEST VICE

SHRIMP BY RUDE

WHY CANNOT I STOP LAUGHING

Magi Units

I used a different tool though.

SICK, HOT CAPTAIN

OH MY UNICORN

OH MY FUCKING UNICORN

BEST ONE

BEST ONE

EVERYONE ELSE GO HOME

THIS MEME IS OVER

Mine is… 

IS CRUEL NOBLEMAN. Accurate?

Tagged: for the lulzmemes

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24th March 2012

Video

I fucking love this man. 

Tagged: Neil deGrasse Tysonmemesfor the lulz

27th February 2012

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I REGRET NOTHING. 

I REGRET NOTHING. 

Tagged: UMichmemesmost interesting man

27th February 2012

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I approve. Neil deGrasse Tyson and the me gusta face are my new favorites. 

Tagged: for the lulzmemesrage comics

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20th February 2012

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Yeah, this was me. Yay for using the Mail app on my mac! FUCK YOU, SPAMMERS. 

Yeah, this was me. Yay for using the Mail app on my mac! FUCK YOU, SPAMMERS. 

Tagged: spamumichmemesfuck that shitfor the lulzgpoy

17th February 2012

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GPOY. So much fucking spam today. 

GPOY. So much fucking spam today. 

Tagged: truthmemesx all the ygpoy

13th February 2012

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The many personalities of Voldemort. →

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

Trolldemort Loldemort Goldemort Soldemort Foldemort Bouldermort Coldemort Dolldemort Ye Oldemort You just got RickRolldemort i lost it

;) don’t click

I am now dead. 

Tagged: for the lulzVoldemortHarry Pottermemesdead

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11th February 2012

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Following this blog may be the greatest thing you have ever done

Gp-to the motherfuckin’-oy

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

Following this blog may be the greatest thing you have ever done

Gp-to the motherfuckin’-oy

Tagged: for the lulzmemesfuck that shittruthgpoy

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10th February 2012

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So fucking true… unless you’re in the Walgreen, where I spend 80% of my time. You mad?

So fucking true… unless you’re in the Walgreen, where I spend 80% of my time. You mad?

Tagged: Mordorone does not simplymemesUMichfor the lulz